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 You Know You Watch Too Much Anime When

(A List To See If Your Still Sane)

Part 2


70. You let your hair grow out long, dye it gold, use two cans of hair spray to get it to stand up right and say "Hey look at me I'm a Super Saiyan". NBKMS85@aol.com

71. You take a chicken egg, paint a symbol on it and go in front of one of your pets and shout "digi armour energise!" and expect it to digivolve. tickets1@gte.net

72. You take a bottle cap, intstal a flashing light in it , go to one of your pets and shout" ________________(pets name), its time for you to digivolve!" and expect them to digivolve. tickets1@gte.net

73. You stand outside in a thunderstorm and shout"Jupiter thunder crash ZAP!" and hope to get struck by lightning.   By: tickets1@gte.net

74. When You Actually Believe That You Are Related To An Anime Character. And I Believe That Some Of You Actually Think That ^_^;

75. You take a rope stick little hearts on it, throw it and say "Venus Love CHain Encircle!!" JohtoMaster5@aol.com

76. You tell your friends to beat you up expecting to go Super Saijin. JohtoMaster5@juno.com

77. When you have every anime song on napster and you listen to them in the order
each anime show came out in america. KakujinOkibi@aol.com

78. You warn everyone to stay away from strange-looking books, because it might let all the Clow Cards loose. (#''s 78 - 19 by: DervelEnchanter@aol.com )

79. You dye your hair purple, cut part of it short, put the rest in pigtails andsay you are destined to marry the hottest guy in school, who is actually the prince of Jurai.

80.You repeditively run into your wall hopeing you will soon go through it like Ryoko. (#'s 80 - 88 by: Puppetmon1313@aol.com )

81.You take your rabbit and through it into the air, hoping it will become a giant spaceship.

82.You name your pet parakeet pigeotto and try to teach it to say its name(pigeotto).

83.You steal someone's breifcase and open it, hoping to see an android inside(like melfina).

84.You shave a cresent moon on your black cats forehead.

85.You by $60 imported sailor moon boots, and wear them to school with your blue pleeded skirt and long blonde pigtails thinking your cool.

86.You go to Japan hoping to meet Goku.

87.When your friend who went to Japan came back and said "You'll never believe this! There were Pokemon running around every where! It was sooo cool! I caught a Pikachu, but I lost it on the plane!" you believe them.

88.You run around the track at school, hoping Van Fannel will appear from another world, kill a dragon, and take you back to his world.

89. When you sprain or dislocate your ankle during gym, you lie on 
your back, grab your ankle, and pull it out to pop it back in, hearing that nasty  <crraackk> sound. By: OyogiB13@aol.com 

90. You stand outside every night expecting a robot to fall out of 
the sky, crash in your backyard, and a guy w/ messy hair, wearing a green tank top and a pair of extremely tight blue spandex pants, to fall out upon the machine's landing. By: OyogiB13@aol.com 

91. You start calling yourself "shinigami". By: OyogiB13@aol.com 

92. you know you watch too much anima when you hold up a heart shaped locket and  say moon crystal power. By: Sasami108@aol.com 

93. You constantly search for an ancient sealed shrine that contains a  powerful, yet beautiful demon ( like Ryoko ). By: Mevasq91554@aol.com 

94. every week you type in you know you watch to much anime when and  all of the links are alldread highlited by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 

95. Your car has a "Got Anime" bumpersticker (mine is on the 
way..heh) by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 

96. Your draw anime chars in your note book and make people cry who call the  sailor moon when they aren't. by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 

97. The Comic book store guy knows you...  by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 

98... all of the comic book store guys now you by name by:
hook_horror@hotmail.com 

99. You are the main incom of your local manga store by:hook_horror@hotmail.com  
 
100. You do you're carrer's presentation on an anime artist (guilty as charged) by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
101. You cheer yourself up with the same cheer up phrase your fav 
 anime char uses..  by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
102. ...it works.  by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 

103. Anime begins to replace friends.  by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
104. You don't understand why #10 (103) is strange. hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
105. You dream in subtitles (my friend actualy does this!)  hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
106. When you talk in your dreams it's in japanese..  hook_horror@hotmail.com 

107. ...You don't know japanese  hook_horror@hotmail.com 

108. You can't seem to get close to people who don't like anime hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
109. Most of your music is anime music hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
110. You don't know any of the new bands because you stoped listening to the radio (who needs the radio when you have anime mp3's) hook_horror@hotmail.com 

111. You think in heaven you will become and anime char hook_horror@hotmail.com 

112. You start to look forward to your death..and you can't 
understand why people would think you weird by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 
 
113. When listing off your qualities you check off anime otaku        hook_horror@hotmail.com 

114. You carve two life-size replicas of Azaka & Kamidaki out of two giant trees (complete with floating ability).   Mevasq91554@aol.com 

115.You run to your local church, steal the cross, and and start tryin to shoot people with it! bree11sk8s@aol.com  

116. When you try to convince you little sister to dye her hair blue, wear pink contacts, and change her name to Sasami just cuz you dyed you hair purple, wear pink contacts and changed your name to Ayeka. And she does it. rrowsley@pacbell.net  

117.  when  you  get  in  trouble  in  school  or  at  home  you  grab  your  pet  bunny  and  say  "rio-o-kie  go!'"   and  throw  it  in   the  air   and  think  its  going  2  turn  into  a  space   ship. CATCHEVY@aol.com 

 115. when  you  know  your  an  anime  freak  is  if  you  read  this  far  and  enjoyed  it! CATCHEVY@aol.com 

116.when  you  buy  a  toy  sakura  cardcaptors   wand  and  ride  it  all  day  every  where  you   go  like  a  horse  and  keep  saying  fly  card  release  and  dis-spell    and  when  wing s dont  come  out  of  it  and  you  fall  and  try  to  relese  and  dis-spell  the  windy   or  wood   card to  chatch  you  but  it  dosent  work  u  think  your  loseing  your  powers   even  if  u  had  no  powers  in  the  first  plase!!!! CATCHEVY@aol.com 

117.  you  buy  all  the  anime   movies   and  cut  out  every  ones  head  from  the  movie  and  put  your  head !  and  say  u  really  did  have  powers   but  u  lost  them   and  that  it  is  you  in  the  movie!!!! CATCHEVY@aol.com 

118. you know you watch too much anime when.........you run around your house naked ,listening to the sailor moon transformation, then quickly jump into a sailor suit. Rachelthecat@aol.com 
 
119. you know you watch too much anime when...you you try to make a new breed of cabbits by making your cat and rabbit mate. Rachelthecat@aol.com 

120. you know you watch too much anime when...you tell people you are the greatest scientific genius in the universe Rachelthecat@aol.com 

121. you know you watch too much anime when...you try to meditate and concentrate all of your energy into a energy blast Rachelthecat@aol.com 

122. you know you watch too much anime when....you go in your dads garage and try to build a gundam Rachelthecat@aol.com 

123. you know you watch too much anime when... you think all of the above are normal Rachelthecat@aol.com 

124. you know you watch too much anime when...you are on the internet chatting topeople and you keep saying and arguing "tenchi is mine!"  nonstop  (sorry cuzin) Rachelthecat@aol.com 

125. you know you watch too much anime when... you buy every single anime magical girl's wand there is out there.. Rachelthecat@aol.com 

126. you know you watch too much anime when...you write these all the time Rachelthecat@aol.com 

127. you hit ice in winter with a broken hockey stick thinking its a sword i did that *blush* Zeldalink196025@aol.com 

128. You get a cat and a rabbit hopeing they'll transform together into ryoOhki TokyoTenchi492@cs.com  

129. draw on your glasses with a "magic marker" two spirals and make your hair screwed up and put on a boy's japanese school uniform and [panting] say " hi i'm Melvin! wheres my girl, Molly?" [laughs] RJSURFER@webtv.net 

130. You travel around the world in search of a cabbit ( like Ryo-oh-ki ). Mevasq91554@aol.com 

131. You write up a resume so you can join the Galaxy Police (caution: you might meet Mihoshi !!!). Mevasq91554@aol.com 

132. You carve two life-size replicas of Azaka & Kamidaki out of two giant trees (complete with floating ability). Mevasq91554@aol.com 

133. you know you watch too much anima when you hold up a heart shaped locket and say moon crystal power. Sasami108@aol.com 

134. When you sprain or dislocate your ankle during gym, you lie on your back, grab your ankle, and pull it out to pop it back iin, hearing that nasty <crraackk> sound. OyogiB13@aol.com 

135. You stand outside every night expecting a robot to fall out of the sky, crash in your backyard, and a guy w/ messy hair, wearing a green tank top and a pair of extremely tight blue spandex pants, to fall out upon the machine's landing. OyogiB13@aol.com 

136. You start calling yourself "shinigami". OyogiB13@aol.com

137. Your father turns into a panda and you're afraid of cats. Mevasq91554@aol.com 

138. You know your teacher is an anime freak when he catches you drawing anime on you school library book, and complements you on your realistic Escaflowne, but that you should change the head a bit. Then he proceeds to fix it. - wingedphantom@hotmail.com 

139. You believe that an raven is going to exploded out of nowhere with a bunch of smoke bombs flying everywhere, and a guy is going to break free from being chained up killing everyone with his sword.

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